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the girl says yes until it comes down to battle then she backs out
I was ready to nail Connie until she initiated a cease-fire. I had to go rub one off.
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Aquire the Fire (or ATF) is a scheme to dupe teens and their parents out of money by hosting stadium events across the country. It's touted as part G-rated Woodstock (complete with third rate Christian rock bands), and part educational empowerment seminar for youth. Tickets range from $50-$100. However, they are held over 3 days in major cities, so each group attending has to make arrangements for transportation, food, and lodging, sending the cost per attendee over $150. The events are packed with countless merchandise booths selling accessories for the modern Christian teen, $7 bracelets, $13 dollar WWJD necklaces, and $25 hoodies featuring the ATF logo. Not to mention high priced study bibles and super expensive teaching modules for youth leaders.
The events themselves are designed to whip teens up into a frenzy with loud music, pyrotechnics, and light displays. The youth are told that there is a war going on for their minds, that media and culture are trying to get them hooked on drugs and sex. Then leader Ron Luce challenges them to be spiritual warriors and stand up against corporate indoctrination, while his minions rake in money from concessions, tickets, merchandise, and donations all from the pockets of teens. Mission trips and leadership camps, both offered by Ron Luce, for a price. Mission trips are thousands of dollars, with the teen having to raise the money. And former attendees of the Honor Academy, describe a cult like level of control and indoctrination.
"Aquire the Fire is coming to town, wanna go?"
"Oh God no!"
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The Fire Pits is an area on Furcadia where a group of unstable sociopaths fight one another for a bigger e-penis. Little do they know that none of them win, in fact losing even more with every retarded, childish insult they can throw at each other.
Man, I tried going to the Fire Pits to get some action, but all I found were twelve year old furres who pretend to be black. I tried to type to them but as soon as my text enters the screen, it's already been flooded out by their constant spamming. I am never going to the Fire Pits again.
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The act of vomiting and shitting at the same time, as a result of seeing or tasting something disgusting.
Her pussy smelled so fucking bad, I just did a fire hydrant right there.
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an "important" drill that your school makes you do but during this drill you can do things like you get out of class for a few minutes what can beat that also you can talk with some friends, smoke a cigarette, fuck around with your girlfriend or blaze up a dimebag in the janitors closet.
"hey man during that fire drill i just lit a blunt in the cafeteria had a snack and a drink in just five minutes while you were on that useless drill"
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Contraction of a saying which refers to businesslike sex with a girl who is not facially attractive.
"You don't look at the mantlepiece when your stoking the fire."
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Definition: A skin fire is a slang term for male masturbation. The result of the hand stroking the penis rapidly without lotion creates friction causing the skin on the shaft to turn red. If a male masturbates too hard the friction can create a fire. A skin fire occurs if the male masturbating rubs so hard that the friction creates a fire equivalent to rubbing two sticks together.
Hey George did we start any skin fires last night?
Only you can prevent skin fires.
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