weak sauce brownie points

Commonly used word by Montclair, New Jersey teenagers, usually those who think that they're cool enough to create a new slang term.

If you live in Montclair and think you're really cool you will use this word for no reason when in reality no one really knows what it means.

"Yo son, you're buggin'"
"Trillz. Weak sauce brownie points."

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blocking the extra point

(v.) slang for anal sex

He wasn't too sure he'd bust a nut, until she wanted him to block the extra point.

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There is no point in having a tail and wagging it

If you are in charge of a group of people there is no point in doing the work yourself, instead of making your workers do it for you.

The supervisor Phil was shoveling sawdust while his workers were watching. Marcus yelled out 'there is no point in having a tail and wagging it'. Phil put the shovel down and made the workers do the shoveling.

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bayonet point middle school

basically a school in florida with a ton of little kids who all 'gang gang bitch' and try to act all cool when their all literally scared kids who don't even know half the words in the dictionary. and fuck people in bathrooms because they think it's cool and disrespect the teachers to where they quit and don't care about what the school says or what they do for us.

'have your heard of bayonet point middle school'

'yeah it's a really bad school'

10 point relationship scale

1: Holding hands
2: Hugging
3: Cuddling
4: Kiss on the cheek
5: Kiss on the lips
6: Making out
7: Touching your partners body (boobs, butt, penis, etc.)
8: 7 but with clothes off
9: Oral sex
10: Sexual intercourse

Guy 1: Hey, how far did you and your girlfriend get on the 10 point relationship scale?

Guy 2: On the 10 point relationship scale we got to a 6! :D

3 hot points

When you kiss her neck grab the breast and vigina

I will get your 3 hot points

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open palm points

Points earned when touching the private parts of a prozzie (prostitue) or other lady (or ladyboy) of the night - in a public place, such as a bar. Open palm refers to the use of the 'open palm' to avoid physical penetration with the fingers, therefore avoiding danger of desease, or embarrassment from your colleagues.

Points can usually be exchanged for minor goods and services.

Can also apply to open palm contact with plungers

"It was open palm!"
- you just earned 20 open palm points

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