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A piss hick is someone who smells like piss and looks like a piss enjoyer, they’re annoying as fuck and look ugly, and actually they do drink piss. Piss hicks are usually sitting behind you breathing on your neck in class and take long ass water fountain sips and piss themselves, they also show off everything at urinals.
Yeah you seen that guy Craig over there? Yeah he looks like a piss hick I can smell the piss.
Yeah that’s a fucking piss hick.
the act of, after having passed out drunk, rising up and wandering around half conscious, and finally urinating, more often than not in an incredibly absurd location that you somehow have imagined is the toilet.
Witness: "get a little tipsy last night?"
Drunk pisser: "I guess so why?"
Witness: "I walked into the kitchen and found you drunk pissing in the refrigerator!"
Surprise moment when a guy is pissing ( after having to hold it for an extremely long time ) and at the height of the stream he has an urge to shit. The brown turtle head wants out. Now begins the coordinated effort in continuing to piss while keeping from shitting yourself.
Dude I was at a wedding and after about the fifth toast I was about to piss myself. I got to the bathroom and out of now where I had a piss turtle situation on my hands.
transitive verb: To accidentally urinate in your pants despite being fully aware.
Oh shit, Johnny just piss-pantsed himself in the garden.
The stream of urine that flows from the male member following coitus that seems to go nowhere, and yet everywhere at the same time.
After I did sex to the woman, I took the customary twister piss. Per the usual, it went everywhere except the toilet.
All the piss coming at ya, it’s all just pissing all over you ah oh god it hurts help please I’m covered in piss it’s so fucking stinky it’s so sickening and pissinging yea.
Bitch 1: I really hate you you damn piss magnet.
Bitch 2: what the hell is a piss magnet?
Bitch: here it comes *all piss begins to cover bitch 1*
A gelatin or "Jello" shot. Made by mixing the gelatin (formerly made of horse-hooves) with vodka or a smiliar liquor in place of water.
I had ten hooves and piss at the party last night!