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the greatest game ever
a person proceeds to call another person while the are in the process of producing a terrible pile of excrement
yo dawg you been poop tagged shizzle to yo mama
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when you and the person you're texting both have to make a bowel movement at the same time, and you still text each other why pooping.
Amando: Ayy I gotta poop
Robert: WTF so do I
Amando: Lol. Go do it... it'll be like a poop date. No homo
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To participate in a FaceTime conversation on one's iPhone or iPad while sitting on the toilet, taking a poop.
An evolution of the Poop Text
Andrew hates it when I poop text him, so I poop FaceTimed him instead!
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Much like the average facial we all know and love, except in this case the ejaculate is replaced with shit from ones anus.
The dirty german girl couldnt get enough skat porn, so I offered to give the frowlein a poop facial
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The same affects of being sexually offened in the anus hole.
When you take a huge shit that your ass feels like its on fire and you feel like you cannot walk the next day.
The feeling of stretched, shitted out organs.
Warm, painfull, feeling in anus.
"Hey Cuc, I just took a huge shit"
"Ohh, I know what that is its called being poop raped, it happens to me all the time."
"Yeah, I don't think I will be able to walk tomorrow"
"That happened to me too, Nick noticed"
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Watery, poop extract that comes out when a person thinks they are just farting. Also is known to come from dogs when they fart
You will have to wash that poop juice outta your pants.
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1)something to yell out the window of your car either to startle them or just give them something to think about.
2)something outrageous to say in a casiual conversation.
1)passing motorist- "POOP IS LUBE FUCKERS!"
unsuspecting old lady pedestrians- "What? ewwwwww!"
2) guy A- "Ya i dont know about this final. man im really nervous."
guy B- "Well you know what i always say? Poop is lube"
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