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When you witness something so magnificent, so utterly fan-fucking-tastic that it traumatises you with its brilliance, and gives you an erection.
"Holy hell, I just saw Fast & Furious 6, it gave me a Post-traumatic boner."
"Post rip depression" is the feeling of complete devastation and utter sadness when you lose your hardcore character in a game like Path of Exile.
This feeling often arises from becoming emotionally invested in the character and the time and effort put into its creation, only to have it abruptly taken away due to a mistake or unlucky circumstance.
Post rip depression hit me hard after my level 96 Raider got one shot by a rare mob.
The point at which one realizes, after giving away all personal possessions and saying goodbye to loved ones, that the world is in fact not over.
Jimmie: Man I really wish I didn't burn my xbox or give my car to that homeless man.
John: Sounds like a case of Post-Apocalyptic Depression
Jimmie: Feels bad man.
An urgent instant message that takes so long to be responded to that it would be more time efficient to send a response through the post office. More often than not this occurs when the receiving party is actively participating in another activity.
Post Office IM Conversation:
Sender: Hey can you pick me up in the morning and take me to work?
... (30 minutes later) ...
Receiver: Sure!
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the phenomenon that occurs after a man has had sex with you then sees you in public for the first time after and is unable to speak to you or make eye contact with you.
"I don't know what Fred's problem was. We had the best sex last weekend and when I saw him yesterday he totally had post ejaculatory autism."
What a hen goes through after she lays her eggs. This can be applied to humans who'll will only accept chicken planks as fish sticks OR? They just totally don't get chicken.
Tommy: "Chad seemed bummed about dinner; I told him we were having chicken planks and chips and his response was, 'Oh, yippie! Fish sticks! Yum!'"
Timmy: "He may have Post Poultry Depression."
This can refer to either:
1) The common feeling of a 'shiver' or spasm throughout the body a minute after orgasm/ejaculation, possibly due to the body reacting to the sheer amount of pleasure that was just produced.
2) The manifestation of several 'mini orgasms' after climaxing, commonly expressed through subsided moaning/breathing noises and other vocal responses indicative of pleasure. It is caused by the mind continuously reflecting on the euphoric pleasure that had just occurred, making you moan in response. Depending on the degree of pleasure, such mini orgasms can manifest for up to an hour.
3) Both of the above
1) After Jake received his first blowjob and climaxed, he felt the post-orgasm aftershock within a minute, sending spasms throughout his body. The giver interpreted that as an indicator that he enjoyed it.
2) After teasing his cock for 30 minutes straight, she finally let him cum. The orgasm was so powerful that it sent a post-orgasm aftershock throughout his body. He kept moaning for an hour straight due to the sheer amount of pleasure that was done to his cock.
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