Random
Source Code
Random
Slapping the bass is a derogatory term of playing the bass guitar using a "slap" manoeuvre. Commonly used by Davie504, an Italian bass playing youtuber.
The technique is used by many famous bass players, such as Flea.
Davie: I am the greatest at slapping the bass
Flea: hold my beer
10👍 6👎
A man is Bitch Slapped if he is completelly dominated by his woman. Also known as Pussy Whipped.
Grow some balls mate, you're totally Bitch Slapped!
10👍 6👎
The act of slapping someone - usually across the facial region - with a wet penis or a representation thereof.
Oh dayum, he totally just got trout slapped!!
408👍 459👎
Thats fucked up man, i'm english and I go down to Londo na lot but I've never seen happy-slapping, its some fucked up shit. IF anyone ever tries that to me they'll wish they'd never been born. Anyone who gets this done to them, just fuckin beat the shit out of whoever does it or just pull a gun on them, watch the pussies run off. Arm yourslefs for chav cleansing.
If I ever see anyone being happy slapped I'm gonna run right up to whoever did it and fuckin give the muthafucker the worst punch hes ever had.
40👍 36👎
dick-slap means to smack another guy across his face with your limp cock.
Matt woke me up this morning by dick-slapping my face so I'd be the early bird to get the worm!
478👍 548👎
To slap a man/woman hard on the forehead. Works particularly well the balder the recipient is. It is a classic Three Stooges style move.
I'm going to moon slap Barry for being so stupid.
5👍 2👎
"Slapping the cod" is the sexual stimulation of one's own genitals, usually to the point of orgasm. The stimulation can be performed using the hands.
Origin: Spanish (Chile) "Cacheteando el Jurel" first used when two chilean fishermen were fishing for mackerel, when one fishermen felt the urge to unload his semen and turned his back on the other, when the second fisherman noticed this event he asked what he was doing and the fiserman masterbating said "I'm slapping the mackerel".
The name was then changed to "slapping the cod" as this fish is more common in Australia.
Sinonims: Beatin' it, waxin' the kielbasa, choking the chicken, etc
Person 1: "Hey, have you seen Will?"
Person 2: "No, he must be in the toilet slapping the cod"
Person 1: "I bet he's thinking of Tara"
5👍 2👎