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When there is still a little semen in a woman's eye after receiving a cumshot or getting bukkake
"Dude, these REAL canadian contact lenses suck, I feel like there's cum in my eye!"
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A group of preferably 2 males and 2 females get together at 12:00 AM sharp and have speed sex to be the first one to cum. The first male to reach that point gets to give the other a fat and steamy load of jizz right across the other males upper lip.
Me and the ole lady beat Matt and his girl in the Canadian cum stash last night.
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This is what happens when there is sex on top of the hood or trunk of a motor vehicle during the winter and some of the "residue" freezes to the vehicle.
"Jenny and I were really going at it on the hood of her car outside the hockey rink. I pulled out just in time, but it totally froze to her car! Jenny yelled at me for giving her car a Canadian car wash!"
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A sexual act in which partakers go outside during winter months and burst each others genital warts.
Jack and Sally caught rabies while Canadian corn popping last December, and no, two viruses are not better than one.
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What American bands say when they release/are going to release your dates to hype up Canadians but, in reality, they really only mean that their tour of 60 shows includes Vancouver, Toronto, and/or Calgary
NEW SUMMER TOUR! 60 SHOWS! CANADIAN DATES INCLUDED!!!
Canadians not living in Vancouver: meh
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A person man or woman, gives 3 hand jobs to 3 different men in a week.
Jessica did a Canadian Hat Trick this week to Dave, Mike and Matt.
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A bed and breakfast in which gay men stay at to freely participate in homosexual activities.
Stephano is planning to spend his spring break at a Canadian bed and breakfast with his boyfriend.
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