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A series of extremely audible gasoues emissions usually following a meal consisting of beans and/or an extended period of holding in said gas for the sake of politeness.
Upon leaving the party, Fred led a five-minute fart parade. He had, after all, consumed mass quantities of beans before he arrived and could no longer contain himself.
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to drop a fart whilst in a aisle in the supermarket and quickly making your escape down the next aisle leaving all in your wake in a toxic gas cloud.
the man quickly went around the corner to the next aisle after dropping a supermarket fart
everyone else- wtf is that smell?
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when ur sitting with a bunch of people and you accidently let one rip. you get up and pretend to go do something else, but you are actually just running away from your fart so no one else knew you farted.
Hean: I'm gonna go get another drink.
Jay: eww, whats the smell? dude, did hean just fart-and-run?
Matt: Bah
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When during a hangover caused by a mass consumption of whiskey the night before, one experiences Whiskey Farts. A gaseous emmission that tends to smell vaguely of stale whiskey.
Worker: man am I hung over. Just so you know, I'm gonna be cutting Whiskey Farts all day.
Co-worker: oh, goody. Excuse me as I go attempt an Alabama Barn Slammer.
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A fart expelled by a living being which weighs more than 200 pounds.
My aunt fat farted last night, it was terrible.
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The act of passing wind on someone while grinding with them.
While I was grinding with a random guy I farted on him without him knowing! "fart grind"
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a store that specializes in selling many varieties of beans.
Don't go to Charlie's this week. He shopped at that fart mart again.
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