beer BQ

when a bunch of friends get together to eat some BBQ food and drink BEER.

Matt: jay and hean, im havin a beer bq after the english regents, wanna come?

Jay and Hean: whea

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wranzell

the stupid fucking idiot commish of the tr8nch fight leage which is run on leaguedaddy.com. this guy is the definition of a hick and can not speak a word of english. whea. a direct quote from him is listed below

wranzell : "ok i just looed at three games titands atl and another team you played scouting reorts no play stats in all the games you should ahve a wide out benched for 2 weeks no you can't ahve the packers the next game you have no player stats game recap scouting report you 1string rb and another player you will not be allowed to use."

fart-and-run

when ur sitting with a bunch of people and you accidently let one rip. you get up and pretend to go do something else, but you are actually just running away from your fart so no one else knew you farted.

Hean: I'm gonna go get another drink.

Jay: eww, whats the smell? dude, did hean just fart-and-run?

Matt: Bah

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at the bench

a term coined by jay and matt symbolizing they will see each other tomorrow morning at their normal hang out spot in school, known as the bench.

matt: i gotta go, at the bench

jay: whea

wenis

wenis is the skin on your elbow. if you yank on it hard, it doesn't hurt. it is wenis time when somebody grabs your wenis and pulls on it

hean: ewww matt your wenis is showing

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wenis time

it is wenis time when you yell "wenis time" and grab somebody's wenis and pull on it. its bah.

Jay: matt, its wenis time!

Matt: Wheaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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BEEERA

a very enthusiastic way to say the word beer

Matt: jay and hean, wanna BEEERA?

Jay and Hean: of course