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The asshole, where two moons meet
Watch your mouth or she'll meet you with a strap-on at two moon junction, where the sun don't shine.
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Person 1:I think that I'll have a Sasquatch for lunch today
Person 2:Dude, are you taking a boat to the moon?
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It means to go outside, which is similar to "see some sun", but at night. Usually used towards gamers, but can be used towards any person who stays indoors for long periods of time.
"Hey man, you been gaming all day. Please see some moon"
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Shhhh!
We are private detectives onward back from a musical pilgrimage
We work under the name of the Fall
Who would suspect this? It is too obvious
Our office is secluded
Those there to suspect would not see the wood for the trees
We were six like dice but we're back to five
Up here in the North there's no wage packet jobs for us, thank Christ
While young married couples
Discuss the poverties of their self-built traps
And the junior clergy demand more cash
We spit in their plate and wait for the ice to melt
I must create a new regime
Or live by another man's
Before the moon falls
Before the moon falls
I must create a new scheme
Get out of others' hands
Before the moon falls
Before the moon falls
I could use some pure criminals
And get my hands on some royalties
Before the moon falls
Before the moon falls
A problem of this new scheme
Is answering obscene phone calls
Before the moon falls
Before the moon falls
Gotta stop drifting around
Kill this ugly duckling
We've got the power
And must not misuse it 'cause life is short and full of thought
I use the power
I use the power
And I will forever
End this reign of terror
Before the moon falls
Before the moon falls
Before the moon falls
Before the moon falls
Before the tide subsides
Before the moon falls for the fifth time, before the moon falls
Before the moon falls
Before The Fall swoons
Before The Fall swoons
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When a top has sex with as many asses as possible in a night.
William went to the Harvest Moon Festival last night. He was pounding ass after ass all night long.
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When someone eats the bits of toliet paper stuck to the hairs in your butt-crack.
Billy Jack was shocked to find bits of Bob's moon tang still stuck on his upper lip the next morning.
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when a girl and or guy has a face that looks like someone may have stepped on it. Or a smashed face.
Man that sophmore has a moon pie face.
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