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When your friend whoops your behind in Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
Jimmy: Eat shit, John.
John: He burnt my shake.
He burnt my shake
He burnt my shake
Cum on the sidewalk on an 80°+ day. Wait until dry. Color over with sidewalk chalk, and blow away any loose pieces. Next, pour cold tap water over the cum-chalked area. Peel of gingerly and mix into blender. For more than one servings ask friends to help with more cum. For added flavor add your choice of vodka and a shaved off skin of any fruit. Blend all together and enjoy.
Sis you should come with us next time I help us make sidewalk chalk shakes, cunt.
Wanting something so unimaginably bad that you begin to shake at the thought of it. This could be sexually or longing someone or something.
“I wanted her so bad that I got the longing shakes”
Forcefully grabbing the hand of someone who despises you for a handshake when they refuse to hold out their hand for a handshake. Named for the habit of despised Australian Prime Minister, Scott Morrison, forcefully grabbing the hands of bushfire victims and volunteer firefighters who feel abandoned by the government.
"I fired him so I could give my son a job. Gave him a Sco-shake as he walked out the door."
to engage in sexual intercourse.
http://outpostnine.com/editorials/teacher51.html
When people get high in the dorm at jmu and go to the on campus steak n shake to satisfy their munchies.
Person 1: U wanna boof?
Person 2: yeah, im already hungry tho so im gonna have major munchies
Person 1: Aight, Steak 'N Shake 'N Bake?
Person 2: Yessir
*smoke weed in the dorm then go to steak n shake when they are high*