my tea is in a sack

When you order tea and it comes in a sack.

"MY TEA IS IN A SACK! HELP"

Arizona Tea Can

Used to refer to an extremely long and thick penis.
This became popular after images of men's cocks compared to an Arizona Tea can became popular online.

He has got an Arizona Tea Can in his pants.

God blessed my boyfriend with an Arizona Tea can dick.

Bubble tea poisoned

Containing or contaminated with a specifically sinful substance capable of making all other flavoured drinks taste inferior and insignificant when compared to any forms or variations of Asian milk tea

A: Dude, this Starbucks latte just doesn’t taste quite right anymore.

B: Sorry man, but you’ve officially been bubble tea poisoned.

Tea Tree Oiled

The art of waxing your shaft with tea tree oil, and strumming yourself to ecstasy before the burn sets in.

Michael: What did you do last night Steve, the usual pit noodle and wank 1-2?
Steve W: Actually I spiced things up and tea tree oiled my Johnson

half cut tea

An equal mix of sweetened and unsweetened iced tea.

The term seems to be most commonly associated with people ordering at McDonald's. Unlike Wikipedia, I don't have a citation to prove that… you can Google it.

I'm feeling classy and like I could splurge a little… let's go to McDonald's and order Big Macs and half cut teas.

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sweet tea

The drink of choice for the low class. Extremely low quality tea with a pound of sugar per cup. Also known as, rot your teeth out tea, and we wonder why southerners have such nasty teeth.

"Y'all wanna go yander and get sum sweet tea?"
"Okay, afterward well watch some nascar and hook up with our sisters!"

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puyallup iced tea

The sexual act of inserting ice cubes into your partners anus and letting it melt into your mouth.

Dude,did you hear about that freaky chick Kit hooked up with?

Yea,I heard she even served him Puyallup iced tea!

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