Today you have to tell me how beautiful I am and not start a conversation because I'm so sad, bitch
National Day of not touching me the cojones is 29 of april
When one under the influence does not want to deal with the effects of a hangover, so they rip off their shoes and socks and walk across the sun-kissed lawn (freshly cut) to touch that one tree that just seems to call out to them
“Bro it’s 4am right now, how is Jonathan not dying? Bro is touching the trees!”
a „digital“ touch is same thing like a physical
just digital
when you’re hrny someshii you can text her/him that u need a digital touch "GOOD LUCK"
Mississippi taint touch : when you insert the middle and ring finger into a vagina (second knuckle deep) and the thumb into the anus (bottom knuckle) ….then pinch hard and rotate pinch point in a figure 8 motion
Man I gave my wife her first “Mississippi taint touch” and she loved it!!
Mississippi taint touch : when you insert the middle and ring finger into a vagina (second knuckle deep) and the thumb into the anus (bottom knuckle) ….then pinch hard and rotate pinch point in a figure 8 motion
I gave my wife a “Mississippi taint touch last night.”
Propensity to get sunburnt on a cold cloudy day
I went to Whitby and caught a touch of the tuite
When one completes the Bdubs Blazin Challenge, and shortly afterwards has relations with a female’s genitalia using their hands…
I gave her the Blazin Touch and she screamed; not in a good way.