golden egg

every month you go without sex, you get one golden egg. only applies to month (january, february, etc.). does not include total amount of days. three golden eggs is a "turkey". six golden eggs is "platinum egg", and 12 golden eggs is "diamond egg". if you get to diamond egg, or even platinum egg, you should really consider your sex life.

Carl: How long has it been since you've had sex?
Benjamin: Well, I've got 7 golden eggs, so you do the math.

Mark: ugh, I'm on such a huge dry spell. 8 golden eggs.
Peter: haha, well i got you beat. Ive got a diamond and 2 golden eggs.

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dragon eggs

A drug commonly used up north which is made from the ressin inside dragon eggs

alright uns got any dragon eggs mate?

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Egg Juice

Juice from an egg.

That is some juicy egg juice ya got there.

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egg nesting

The act of rearranging one's testicles by lifting them up and resting them on the thighs, and making a nest shape for comfort.

Why is your hand down your pants? I'm egg nesting.

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egg twat

During intercourse, the process during which the male inserts his testacles into the female's vagina and then proceeds to "pop" them out in a sudden motion.

Dude me and my girlfriend did the egg twat last night. I shoved my balls in there and popped them out so loud.

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Easter egg

A painted egg to celebrate a zombie

Hym "I mean you could have put an Easter egg that at least alluded to the fact that I (at the very least) wrote the 'blueprint'."

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bum egg

verb - he she it is an egg.
comes from the latin bumeus eggeus. is an extreme of the formal insult egg. taken that they are not only of a geeky persuasion but raises some question of their sexual preferance. may be used in many circles.

"Bill, can i have your rubber to erase this drawing of a penis?"
"No, because you will most likely lose it"
"hmmph! your such a bum egg!"

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