friendlies man - an argentine goblin that disappears in competitive games and statpads in friendlies e.g 0 goals in 5 appearances against brazil in competitive games but 5 goals in 6 friendly games.
Friendlies man has really had a great season with 5 goals in 6 friendly matches but 0 in 12 competitive matches.Kudos to him.
Person who loves he man so much he fucked a life size model
I wanna fuck he man cause he manly man
When a person is defecating and a large splash of water caused by their poop enters the butthole at the perfect time, coincidentally cleaning it.
Thought it was going to be a messy one, but the poor man’s bidet cleaned me right up!
Shoot a man through another man in any fps
Friend 1: Dude I just man banged that guy so hard
Friend 2: I wanna learn how to man bang just like you!
Yes man day is on the 26th of May and it's where u have to say yes to anything someone asks u
Me:Will u go out with me?
Girl:ugh 😭 yes
Me: 😏
National yes man day is where u say yes to everything
A polish footballer who loves to statpad against Chelsea. Kiel, no. PSG, no. Tigres, no. Chelsea, yes.
Chelsea-Man just came and got 7 g+a vs us, he is the biggest monster we have ever heard of.
A character from mega man 2, and a main character in siivagunner. He can portal around and hop around timelines, turn into a mech but somebody needs to control him, and use leaf shield. Wood Man is also pretty nice >:
Wood Man is pretty nice >: