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One notch above the Italians, see Italian definition...
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The feeling of getting close to something and not achieving it
I went to this premier show the other day, I was so close to shaking hands with Angelina Jolie. But when I was about to, she left from the spot. I was so Argentined!
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1. A true lead-follow partner dance that's above the ballroom experience, in that it allows improv and avoids patterns.
2. A dance of one heart and 4 legs.
3. A dance where two people can walk with mindfulness as they enjoy exotic music.
"I dance Argentine Tango because its like having good sex with your clothes on"
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Argentine Tango, the sexiest ballroom dance. The dance of love & passion. Does not have steps/ counts, but rather "pages," they tell one where to be. Follow the beat.
To passionate lovers can give you, dear reader, a lovely example of what Argentine Tango looks like. So to see it go to a ballroom.
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When a man masturbates to gay porn and finishes on his own stomach then let's it dry to a crust like the patina on an antique.
Miguel couldn't wait to get home for a quick Argentine Antique before heading to the theatre.
They are an ethnic group of half breeds (Italian/Argentine) from the middle of Indonesia/Sicily and they migrated to Patagonia in Argentina. They set up tents called "All'hupwa", Which is spelled in English how it sounds. Moving as tribes, many Argentine Guidos have their own customs and traditions. One of the most famous rituals is the "Gárgara de Pelotas". It entails the beating of a cowhide while purging the soul by swimming in goat blood and eating dog scrotum. Currently the Argentine Govornment is trying to crack down hard on this ritual because many castrated dogs survive and live unhappy lives and animal rights organizations, such as PETA or the ASPCA, are opposing the natives and their customs.
"Yo look at dos crazy mofos! Dey must b Argentine Guidos or some sh@tt like that."
"Sorry we don't allow Argentine Guidos into this building"
"Please stop castrating my dog. You are like an Argentine Guido or something!!"
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