I messed up

How most celebrities start an apology when they do something that even Satan wouldn't attempt

Dream apologizes for being a pedo
Dream: I messed up

I Love That Dress

It’s a “friend phrase” for when you are loving your environment, place or situation with said friend.

Chad: “Let’s go to Montreal and hit up the gay district”
Jesse: “YES girl, I love that dress”

i hear you hummin

a non-formal reply by an authoritative figure in response to a subordinates complaints or concerns

"I understand that Jane can be hard to work with, trust me, I hear you hummin John"

i love milfs

hot ladys that i wanna fuck that usually have kids

friend: yoo dude look at that milf over there!

me: man, i love milfs

Lee we i if

Lee we i if ) is when people obsess over certain people and they tend to have k names like…. , or kassandra, Katie, klarlak, krish , kaylee, or there people tend to have very strong scents.🫢

Dude did you see krish today he was legit Lee we i if’ with his perfume.

i ran out of milkshake

I ran out of patience . I Wanna talk about it sooner

I would have never said anything but i ran out of milkshake.

i hate you maximus

you dont like someone named maximus

maximus is poop and should be called max

i really want to say "i hate you maximus"