Pan the river but I ain't opening a mine

When you are talking about a shallow dip of interest in a particular subject or preference for dating.

Jon: "Why you be skipping all them fine white chicks?"
Kevin: "Some of them are fine but you're tripping if you think they all are."
Jon: "What, that why you always sticking with colored women?"
Kevin: "I may like the occasional white chick; I may pan the river but I ain't opening a mine."

can i touch that bodonkadonk fool?

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

can I touch that bodonkadonk fool?
Human: "yo buddy, can I touch that bodonkadonk fool"?
Dog: "bark" "bite"
Human:"ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

I have no mouth and I must scream

Sounds like my kind of story.

Hym "I HAVE BEEN FORETOLD!!!! I HAVE NO MOUTH AND I MUST SCREAM!!!!

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I Agre

I Agre; The words said by some dumbass who meant to say I agree

Chad: I love horse penis
Ryan: I agre

I want to play a game.

Used when one wants to initiate in a board game with another. More commonly used with family/friends.

Jigsaw: I WANT TO PLAY A GAME.
Victim: Parcheesi or Scrabble?

I guesssss

a way to express your confusion in a sarcastic manner, very useful in any type of conversation

Grace: Yo Roomi, what happened to that mans from the ends
Roomi: he got one look at me and knew he couldn't handle it, I guessssss

I messed up

How most celebrities start an apology when they do something that even Satan wouldn't attempt

Dream apologizes for being a pedo
Dream: I messed up