I was just about to do that

When someone who contributes nothing to the house wants to dissipate some guilt while trying to make the other person think more of them, while the listener just gets annoyed by how often it is said without action behind it

"are you doing the washing up? I was just about to do that."

I like the shit of your cock

I fancy way of saying, "I like your style".
Keep in mind, this is only said by adults and said to kids.

I like the shit of your cock, kid.

i pooped

when someone and their friend our out of jokes they will say "i pooped"

freind 1: *sighs*
friend 2: "hey guess what"
friend 1: "whats up?'
friend 2 "i pooped"
friend 1: hahaha

Massi i am Pancake

Pancake is the better version of Massi. His Big masculer cock reaches to the edge of the know universe. When u see him you imitiedtly cu,

Bro i hate massi
Massi i am Pancake

Some dumbass said I was a

Some dumbass in jail said I was going to get 20 years yet they released me...

Some dumbass said I was a

A B C D E F G H I J K

A= adorable

B= beautiful

C=colour full
D=daises

E= e m t y
F=fateful

G=good
H=happy
I=ideal
J=just
K=KIDDING

You are abcdefghijA B C D E F G H I J K is funny

why do I feel like vomiting

Because of the quick question, the popular is, you feel better after vomiting, Aha, no, the birthday cake made you vomit, but how can vomiting make you feel better like you, is a research to Kelly Crosse, after vomiting, butter will make you feel better after you vomit, a great catholic to you.

Why do I feel like vomiting is a sick story.