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the government limiting mental abilities even though people can only use about ten percent of their brain
The brain sink stood in the way of historical Americans and naturally born affluent Americans reaching their full potential.
Used for somebody that has done something stupid, or as a general mocking insult. From the word shlong
"you shlong for brains!!"
or
"Yo shlong for brains, how art thee?"
From the television show, Mystery Science Theater 3000. Also called "Observer", the Brain guy is pale, wears a purple cloak over white robes and carries his brain in a petri dish. While possessing both Omnipotence and Omniscience, brain guy is rather lackadaisical in the goal of taking over the world, more content with observing. Despite claiming to not possess a body, Brain Guy does partake in activities like eating chili dogs and drinking beer.
Pearl Forrester: Brain Guy, get over here and save my bacon again!
A story that makes your head explode because it could have been over in about five minutes if one or more of the character(s) didn't have an IQ below room temperature.
It can also be caused when a character who is presented as being quite smart does something uncharacteristically stupid, and everything goes downhill from there.
Despite their legendary status, Shakespeare's plays are notorious for being massive brain drainers.
One example is Romeo and Juliet, which could have been over very quickly with no deaths if the two families just communicated with each other.
Another example is Julius Caesar, which would have ended after the death of Caesar if Brutus didn't decide to save Mark Antony because "he can't think for himself," and they didn't want people thinking they were terrorists. Long story short, he eventually found out that was a bad move when Antony suddenly dropped the façade and revealed that he is much more intelligent and independent than he seems.
The opposite of a Big Brain.
someone who does someting realy stupid and therefore has a brain that works in mere bit/s
*someone doesnt get an easy joke*
peson1: ahhhh i get it!
person2: what kind of bit brain do you have that that took you so long?
The inability to concentrate on the simplest of tasks, because you're about to piss yourself.
Especially troublesome in career fields where intense concentration is required and you're stuck, literally, with "nowhere to go". Some such careers are pilot, surgeon, paramedic, and speed shooting competitor.
While driving to an emergency:
Paramedic 1: "Hey man, I gotta take a piss real quick before we get to this call." (Jumps in the back)
Paramedic 2 (Driver): "What the..."
Paramedic 1: "Yeah man, didn't want to show up to a CPR with bladder brain!"
A person demonstrating little or no ability to reason or think rationally; someone who would be considered by most to have learning comprehension issues; a stupid or ignorant person.
John is such a clorf brain! He ran right into that beam running at full speed!