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Burning a stump, that's fucking all!
Gooch is going to do some fucking stump burning Friday.
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1. The act of catching gonorrhea or clamidia from an extremely hairy man or woman.
2. The abrasion that occurs from spooning with an extremely hairy man.
"Did you hear about Gina? She slept with that scandelous Indian dude. His trifflin ass gave here the clap!"
"What isle is your neosporin in? This dude I slept with while I was drunk gave me a wookie burn."
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Working two shifts so close together than the only thing you have time to do in between is sleep
The boss needs me to come in and work 6am-3pm then come back at midnight to help out overnight. That's one hell of a turn and burn
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things to do -by s.clay wilson in zap comix -a statement sure to attract puzzled looks
how bout saturday, dude? -i've got bodies to burn!!
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The act in which a dominant homosexual male penetrates a submissive homosexual male so hard in the doggy style position that the submissive's knees get 3rd degree carpet burns.
"How was it with your partner last night, Dave?"
"It was fine, up until he started giving me a Jack Burns"
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Apparently, this is a thing believe it or not. It happened recently in Idaho where a bunch of entitled Karens and their children gathered around the capitol state grounds and lit a bunch of face masks on fire.
Angry parents and children: STOP THE QUARANTINE, WE WANT OUR FREEDOMS BACK!!!!!!!!!
Angry parents and children: WE WILL RESORT TO MASK BURNING IF WE DON'T GET WHAT WE WANT!!!!!
Literally everyone else: lol
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An Internet catchphrase for when someone gets brutally roasted online. Basically the Internet equivalent of a mic drop.
Person A: "My cat's eyes look weird. What should I do?"
Person B: "Take him to the vet."
A: "Isn't there anything I can get for him?"
B: "Probably."
A: "Where would I find it?"
B: "At the vet."
A: "You aren't very helpful."
B: "Your cat probably feels the same way about you."
Person C: "Where's the medic? We need ice for that burn right now."
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