Bucket bake

Someone who is a grumpy bastard

Look at that bucket bake

Baked Baker's Dozen

13 grams of weed.

"Hey man, you have any weed?"
"Yeah, I got a baked baker's dozen yesterday."

out-bake

When someone obnoxious dis-respects you're baking skills by contradicting you're judgement towards the preparedness and readiness of what you are baking.

"Honey I think the roast beef is ready", proclaimed Jared.

"No it isn't leave it in for 5 more minutes or else it will be soggy", replies Jane.

"Why do you always out-bake me! Thats it! I wanna a divorce", adds Jared.

Fetus Bake Oven

A situation that happens when you get knocked up for not taking Wanker Blocker.

I didn’t flush the cream pie in my cooter so my Fetus Bake Oven is activated.

Quarter baked

Quarter baked is when someone has a taken an extremely light hit from the bong and is "quarter stoned".

"Hey I just flipped my balls inside out!"
"Bro are you baked?"
"Nah just quarter baked(:"

bakes my mustard

That really bakes my mustard

The way Karen reacts that, really bakes my mustard.

When my bitch dont have my money, that really bakes my cheese

Baked User

A fat reject who stays in his room all day moderating a website, similar to a reddit moderator but lower on the totem pole.

Have you seen Buttocks? He smells like pee. Probably a Baked User