Crotch Burn

chafing between the legs and groin area which most often burns and turns red.Often happens to people with excess weight and constint sweating.Sgn of a fungi infection most times.

Man dude that workout with the trainer's is rough,I'm getting Crotch burn.

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stump burning

Burning a stump, that's fucking all!

Gooch is going to do some fucking stump burning Friday.

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Wookie Burn

1. The act of catching gonorrhea or clamidia from an extremely hairy man or woman.

2. The abrasion that occurs from spooning with an extremely hairy man.

"Did you hear about Gina? She slept with that scandelous Indian dude. His trifflin ass gave here the clap!"

"What isle is your neosporin in? This dude I slept with while I was drunk gave me a wookie burn."

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Turn and Burn

Working two shifts so close together than the only thing you have time to do in between is sleep

The boss needs me to come in and work 6am-3pm then come back at midnight to help out overnight. That's one hell of a turn and burn

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bodies to burn

things to do -by s.clay wilson in zap comix -a statement sure to attract puzzled looks

how bout saturday, dude? -i've got bodies to burn!!

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mask burning

Apparently, this is a thing believe it or not. It happened recently in Idaho where a bunch of entitled Karens and their children gathered around the capitol state grounds and lit a bunch of face masks on fire.

Angry parents and children: STOP THE QUARANTINE, WE WANT OUR FREEDOMS BACK!!!!!!!!!

Angry parents and children: WE WILL RESORT TO MASK BURNING IF WE DON'T GET WHAT WE WANT!!!!!

Literally everyone else: lol

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Jack Burns

The act in which a dominant homosexual male penetrates a submissive homosexual male so hard in the doggy style position that the submissive's knees get 3rd degree carpet burns.

"How was it with your partner last night, Dave?"

"It was fine, up until he started giving me a Jack Burns"

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