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Excessively cheap and tightfisted with money.
Forget about asking John to donate. He's tighter than a clam's ass.
The substance excreted from between a south Texas meth whores legs after she's had a wagon train ran on her.
Stokes slipped in some south Texas clam chowder last night!
If you want action you have to be alpha. Women don't like nice guys unless they are 30, hit the wall (looks are deteriorating), are alone and desperate and if she wants not to be cast away from society she then is finally ready to "settle down" more like ugly and the beast, amirite? Anyways still then she can leave you after having given you no action after you having given her so much love and investing in her.
I am alpha and got tail since I am smart and not a nice guy anymore. So you too be alpha if you want clam.
Before heading to the bed for time with your women, you make the conscious decision to take a spoon up with.. proceed with intercourse.. When you slam a fat load deep in to your female friends axe wound, instead of her heading to the bathroom she just falls asleep like in the movies, allowing your semen to really mature in flavour and texture over night. Next morning wake her up with a spoonful of freshly cooked Clam chowder for her to taste, if the flavour is strong and the texture is lumpy jobs a gooden it's time to collect the rest in Tupperware and let your friends and colleagues enjoy some at work. After all, sharing is caring
Tom: what you up to tonight?
James: Think I'm gonna make me some slow cooked Clam chowder!
Tom: ooooo my man ! Make sure you bring some in for the boys tomorow
James: there's gonna be loads to go round mate, I been blue balling for 2 weeks !
Tom: you always know how make it the way I like dude.
The discharge created after a man ejaculates into the vagina of a menstruating woman.
Dude 1: Bro, my girl can’t get enough of this D. She begs me to fuck her even on her period.
Dude 2: That’s nasty bro; what did you do?
Dude 1: Man I made creamy Manhattan Clam Chowder.
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When a guy is eating a girl out and she cums
"Yo man i was eating my bitch out but then she gave me some New England Clam Chowder!"
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Farting in the shower to create a steamy pile of stench that is generally worse smelling than any other type of fart. Particularly effective when a significant other is present for humor and sufferage.
"Missy and I took a shower together after she kept on asking me to, so I had to pull a New England Clam Bake to make sure we never shower again!"
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