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A College Paintjob is when you pipe down a girl and before you nut you scream, cum on your hand and with cover her face with that cum. Once the deed is done you leave the building regardless of who owns the house.
Marc: Hey Isaac how was the night with Vanessa?
Isaac: Bro, you wouldn't believe it she would not shut up about astrology so I had to give her a college paint job
Marc: That's crazy bro you just left her to spread eagle in your house. I respect you
A prison complex resembling a school with a fetish for overplaying its mediocre achievements.
'Hey all, John Ferneley College is the best school in the UK.' *Checks nervously to see if the gun is still being pointed* 'Yes... b-best school in the world'
An advanced sex position invented by the boys of Eton College to compensate for the paucity of females, or complete lack of altogether. Not recommended for those without a background in yoga or gymnastics. The position: two men assume the crab position, foot to foot, with their heads facing in opposite directions. A third participant (of any gender) straddles one of the men, facing away from them, in a stood reverse cowgirl position. Bent over at the waist, this third participant can then access the other male's genitalia, which it is recommended they then service orally. Two chairs or stools can be used for back support, if necessary. It is rumoured that the rush of blood to the head caused by the crab position prolonged sexual activity and can induce euphoria.
"What's all that noise?"
"I reckon it's Benjamin and Bill attempting the Eton College Bicycle again."
"Do they have a girl this time, or are they just using a C blocker again?"
"Who knows."
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A private, co-ed, small liberal arts college located in Poultney, Vermont. Founded as the "Troy Conference Academy" by the Methodist Church in 1834. Green Mountain College (GMC as it is nicknamed by students) has had many incarnations over it's 175 year history. From Academy, to a very exclusive preppy-women's college, back to co-ed status, and since the mid 1990's focusing on environmentalism, and related movements.
Green Mountain students tend to study art, education, psychology, complaining, and griping. Everyone complains about the food being terrible yet they line up at every meal early and proceed to push and shove to get their share.
Students tend to be earthy, left-leaning, and entitled. Alums from all generations and stripes get all "misty-eyed" over their fun times at 'ol GMC. The campus is beautiful and inspiring in all of its incarnations and moods over the decades. A "Simon and Garfunkel" song come to life.
I'd go there.
Did you hear about Green Mountain College? No, it's not a head-shop, it's an actual college! No, no! It's not a bud-farm. No, they don't have a bong team (wink)! They have some really cool students, really groovy teachers and small campus that is in one of the best places on earth. In Vermont! For sure bro! Check it out holmes!
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Harvard on the hill. Two year community college located in Bismarck, North Dakota.
"I got my associates from Bismarck State College."
"Ah, sweet. Harvard on the hill!"
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When one enters the dorm room of a sleeping fat girl and pushes her out of bed. Often the result of drinking or extreme boredom.
The pledges were told to go college cow tipping, so they pushed a sleeping fat girl out of her bed.
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This is a term for a kid in high school who will do pretty much any charitable act or good deed just so it appears on his or her resume and may boost his or her chances of getting into the college of their choice. The college of their choice is usually Ivy League and the typical College Resume Whore is someone who's mother still packs their lunches and who says they can be anything they want to be - as long as they get into a top school.
To be a true College Resume Whore (or CRW) the person must be doing the volunteering and good deeds for the sole purpose of loading up their resumes so that colleges will think they are a Saint and accept them. If someone is volunteering just because they enjoy volunteering they are not CRWs, they are a classic nerd or just a genuinely good person.
College Resume Whore: YES! I've been accepted to MIT, I guess volunteering all those hours slopping food onto old people's plates at the retirement home was worth it to seal this deal!
Volunteer recruiter: OK, so this volunteer work requires you to wipe all the brown stains that the washing machines won't take out of these kid's underwear. Once you've done that you can read them stories until their parent's pick them up from daycare. The parent's should be arriving in five hours, I hope you like Dr. Seus!
College Resume Whore: Shiiit, this better get me into that Ivy League school! I will not take going to a state school, Ivy League school's just sound better, I must go there at all costs!!!
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