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Ask out your crush. Her answer will either make you depressed or happy!
"Hey, i like you!" you say.
"Everyone hates you, just go away." She replies
You cry and become depressed.
This is how to be depressed.
When a person already suffering with persistent depressive disorder (pdd) gets even more depressed.
I talked to the doctor today, he said i have double depression. It isn't enough that im already depressed! Now i have depression on top of my depression! Fml!
The feeling of sadness or disgust after eating something from a 7-Eleven.
Cole was feeling the effects of seven-eleven-depression after his stop for a hotdog at his local 7-Eleven.
When you feel like your art will never improve
Person: *Drew a picture of cartoony tree
Friend: *Drew a extremly realistic drawinfg of a forest
Person: Welp now I have art depression
Those underclassmen in school who walk around the school like they own the place. They think they can “beat you in a fight” and “they are so much cooler than you.” They will try to ruin your day, so remember that you are better than those newbies at school. They are the filth at your school; at the bottom of the totem pole.
Eeew look at those kids! They think they own the place. They must be new kids. They’re a disgrace to this school. They’re depression freshmen!
Depressed harry is an absolute loser. He has no friends and every one is mean to him.
He looks depressed, but not as nearly like depressed harry
Tower of depression it's a tower on the wynncraft minecraft server where you need to do a quest, and you need to travel the world twice in a row to achieve it. After breaking your legs, you shall talk to that thicc man to say that you fucked up your life.
After doing this quest, you may get depression from how shit your life is, and this all happens because the player has somehow a sexual fetish for towers.
Player 1 - "Hey dude, finally i reached level 24! I think 'll do the mission of this level!
Player 2 - "You are my dearest friend!"
Player 1 - "Why'd u say that out of nowhere?"
Player 2- "Brb ima go eat some pineapple pizza."
Player 1- "kys already dude who eats pineapple pizza!"
later that night…
Player 1- *dies with depression from Tower of depression*