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to be without haters, area without suckers
Positive and progressive people mentally live in sucker free zones.
A booty call that extends into other dating activities usually reserved for monogamous couples, such as home cooking and regular oral sex, while maintaining the casual and open nature of a booty call relationship. The 'free trial' is sampling intimacy without actually commiting to it.
I realized after he spent Saturday night spoon-feeding me tiramisu and giving me copious oral pleasure, and then didn't call me for two weeks, that he was a free trial citizen.
To ejaculate,cum,spunk,shoot your muck
milly: i was wanking ferociously to a picture of biggles naked because i needed to set the tadpoles free.
Adam: yeah you will get blue balls if you let your spooge build up too much paul.
tadpoles resemble sperm under a microscope which is why this saying is used
Similar to no nut November but girls go a month without any form of dick in December.
Karen: Hey heard of no nut November? Well get ready for dick free December!
Cathy: Oh man I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend but it was dick free December :(
fucking masterpieces of art. unfortunately, free-smiley(-faces).de is dead, so conservation efforts are ongoing. Consider checking out r/freesmiley for some good free smiley faces.
free smiley faces.de was a great website. It's sad to see it gone.
Someone that is easy, someone that is easy to lay, DTF
Sophia has slept with everyone, that ho is free real estate.
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A cougar you meet outdoors (100% organic) or in a setting that otherwise does not restrict her movement, as opposed to one you meet in a club or at a bar (ie - a "cougar conservation park").
"I'm sick of the same old cougars we see at happy hour - they come with so much baggage and seem so desperate. Meeting one while hiking or at the beach is the better move. That's where the sexy, healthy free-range cougars are."
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