Rural Dictionary

Let him lick his ass

When someone is being a little bitch and annoying everybody with their meaningless shananigans, you tell them to go lick their ass, as in go whine and bitch by themselves. Applies to females too. Their counter part would be let her lick her ass

Susan: Ugh, becky's whining about her louis vuitton shoes getting dirty at the party yesterday
Mary: Let her lick her ass, i don't have time for her rich girl problems.

Vicky: Shawn's telling everybody that I told him I liked him
Amanda: Ugh let him lick his ass, I swear his ego is the size of jupiter

Jessie: Bro, drake keeps bugging me about my fake shoes
Nick: Let him lick his ass, we all know his are faker than anybody's here.

by VolocityHarp April 18, 2016

self-licking ice cream cone

a) An organization or entity whose sole purpose is promoting its own existence and splendor.

b) Any act whose primary consequence is the agrandizement of the actor

In both instances, the organization and/or act are inherently useless.

Armed Forces celebrating Memorial Day and Veterans' Day or the Catholic Church preaching from its own translation of the Bible are about as useful as a self-licking ice cream cone.

by der Hahn December 18, 2010

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cum-sucking, ass-licking ghoul

A cum-sucking, ass-licking ghoul is a guy who gives blowjobs, rims assholes and has purple teeth.

We're going to drink the bottle of Sirius Petit Sirah that my dad gave me to make our teeth purple, and then we're going to get naked and become cum-sucking, ass-licking ghouls and go Trick-or-Treating in our dorm and see how many cadets want sucked off or rimmed!

by eda-skip October 11, 2021

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