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self-licking ice cream cone

a) An organization or entity whose sole purpose is promoting its own existence and splendor.

b) Any act whose primary consequence is the agrandizement of the actor

In both instances, the organization and/or act are inherently useless.

Armed Forces celebrating Memorial Day and Veterans' Day or the Catholic Church preaching from its own translation of the Bible are about as useful as a self-licking ice cream cone.

by der Hahn December 18, 2010

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cum-sucking, ass-licking ghoul

A cum-sucking, ass-licking ghoul is a guy who gives blowjobs, rims assholes and has purple teeth.

We're going to drink the bottle of Sirius Petit Sirah that my dad gave me to make our teeth purple, and then we're going to get naked and become cum-sucking, ass-licking ghouls and go Trick-or-Treating in our dorm and see how many cadets want sucked off or rimmed!

by eda-skip October 11, 2021

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what a pickle licking cock sucker

a cocklicking booty tickling dreaditching dick

OMG YOU WHAT A PICKLE LICKING COCK SUCKER SUCKYAMODA

by SUCKYAMODAWEEEWEE May 19, 2016

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Can I lick your lemon?

When a man will approach a woman, and ask her can i lick your lemon, or her vagina.

My boyfriend came up to me and said, "Can I lick your lemon?" I said yes.

by britt&blairarecool June 6, 2010

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Pussy-Licking Ass-Fucking Slut

someone who has so much sex that he/she becomes a slut.

YOU PUSSY-LICKING ASS-FUCKING SLUT!!!! NO MORE FUCKING SEX FOR YOU!!!!

by tunip the vegimal March 15, 2022


Tricky Tricky lick n sticky

The act of distracting a person long enough to spit on an orifice and stick them with any and all appendages. Copyright @Jeremy Winchester 2009.

I gave her the tricky tricky lick n sticky, and stuck my dick up her ass.

by Copyright@JeremyWinchester2009 April 9, 2011

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Cock-sucking, ass-licking fagtard

A homosexual male who enjoys performing fellatio and rimjobs on other males. The -tard suffix implies some degree of mental or physical retardation

Steven Louis Pappas is the epitomy of what it means to be a cock-sucking, ass-licking fagtard.

by way2goMENSA December 26, 2011

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