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A sexual act comprised of only blonde haired, blue eyed female participants and black as coal male participants. During the act, the females array their naked bodies in a rectangular shape while the men defecate upon them continuously until the blonde hairs upon the females' heads turn entirely brown. The men and women then proceed to fornicate in their own filth.
Black man 1: Hey are you ready for the Norwegian mud bath tonight?
Black man 2: Fuck yes! Time to turn some blondes into brunettes!
The poop hole loophole in mormon dogma to avoid pre marital relations. the act involves placing the penis into the anus of another and refraining from movement or thrusting. the couple must also talk about scripture or mundane chores while engaging in the act.
Praise to the man. Hannah and I took our relationship to the next level when she let me give her a Mormon Mud Bath.
1. Got to go and choke a mud turtle.
2. Mary's been in the toilet a while. She must be choking a mud turtle.
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Can also be spelled "mudd butt blast"
1. (N) Severe gastrointestinal disturbances; symptoms include, but are not limited to, diarrhea, bubble gut, intense cramping, sharting, sudden and unprovoked sphincter clenching and ruined underpants.
Often the result of a long night of drinking, followed by the "this will make my hangover not as bad tomorrow" meal. Tacos, burritos, pizza, hamburgers, etc., will not prevent the mudd butt blast. Hydrate, my friends, hydrate.
2. (N) The result of a failed attempt at stifling a shart. Warm, runny, yet intensely odiferous and pungent. Mud butt blasts often leave stains that cannot be removed, resulting in ruined clothing.
3. (V) The act of dispensing of a mud butt blast anywhere. Due to the unpredictability of mudd butt blasts, these often occur in ones own shorts or pants.
1. I just finished a horrible mud butt blast... I BARELY made it to the toilet in time.
2. Matt just had to throw away his cutoff jean shorts because he left a raunchy mud butt blast in them. It even dripped out the pant leg!
3. Poor mikey... He mud butt blasted himself at church this morning while he was accepting the body of christ.
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Having sex, fucking, getting pussy
Me: "So whats been going on with you?"
My grandfather: "Oh, just tryin to get some mud for my turtle"
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The act of taking a huge dump on a rag of some sort and then slapping it onto the face of someone that is sleeping.
(The Morning After the kansas mud flap occured)
Ramone: "Dude it smells like shit in here..."
Steve: "Maybe because I totally Kansas Mud-Flapped you last night while you were passed out piss drunk."
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A term used to describe or refer to shoving your Cock into someone's ass.
Hey Bruce, go get the vaseline so I can Pack Your Mud tonight.
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