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Wolf Nipple Chips

1) A delicious fried snack food most commonly sold by vendors in heavely wooded areas. Often described as "The most delicious treat in the forest."

2) Also an adjective used to describe someone whom is easily excited or has the mental capacity of a delicious fried forest treat.

1) I think i'm dying of hungeration, I could really go for a bag of Wolf Nipple Chips.

2) Woah, settle down there Wolf Nipple Chips!

by TheAwesomeSaucer February 5, 2010

21๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Slippery Gorilla Nipple

A Nipple that is black and slippery as a duck's nipple. Commonly found in the south eastern parts of the Bronx where cheap "ho's" are victims to the very rare disease. This disease can turn the whole nipple black and slippery. Once it covers the entire nipple it then spreads else where. Causes more serious diseases. I would go on but I might shit myself.

Look at that ho, she's trying to hide her Slippery Gorilla Nipple!

by N.I.G April 28, 2006

15๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


dinner plate nipples

When a chick has really big nipples

Joe: I got Nancy's babylons out last night and she's got dinner plate nipples

Jack: That's fucked man!

by clayts05 April 28, 2008

22๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


hershey kiss nipples

Creamy dark nipples that are pointy

Al Roker with the Hershey kiss nipples.

by Grandmaster B September 14, 2013

10๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


My nipples are offended

Term used when pet peeves are violated; "I don't like what you're doing."

Allows a person to reply "calm your tits."

Sara: *smacks lips*
Joey: My nipples are offended.

*In a crowded area*
Michael: *is repeatedly pushed into Sam*
Sam: My nipples are very offended right now.
Anna: Woah, calm your tits!

by LuxLupis February 13, 2013

8๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rub His Nipples

A more polite, accurate term for kissing ass. Kissing ass doesn't feel good, but having your nipples rubbed ALWAYS feels good.

"Yo man, my boss is pissed off at me for being late for the third time this week"

"Its ok man, just rub his nipples"

"What?"

"Just kiss his ass man"

by TheSchwiz September 22, 2009

12๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


tickle my nipple

A useless phrase used in response to anything. Often said in the style the Doorman from the Wizard of Oz says "Well bust my buttons!" It is often used in response to something serious to throw the conversation completely off.

Guy 1: OMG I just found a pot of gold!
Guy 2: Well tickle my nipple!

Guy 1: Dude...my dog just died.
Guy 2: Omfg why dont you just tickle my nipple then?

by TickleMyNipple September 18, 2008

12๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž