Rip one

To rip a fart louder than a metal beyblade in a bathtub.

fat guy: Bro I'm about to rip one.
fat guy 2: same bro.
*farts so loud it ruptures the space-time continuum*
fat guy: bro that was so loud we might get arrested for disturbing the peace.

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one direction

A British and Irish pop boy band that was created on July 23, 2010 at 8:22pm by Simon Cowell on the X Factor UK. Also One Direction is better then bts

You there's one direction they are so cool and hot

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the last one

Very rare. Likely the person you'd want to hang around with, due to the fact that the age range who uses this term wouldn't be old enough to seriously go through enough to leave some unfortunate guy with a label saying how he might not want a ton of trauma in his life just yet, or better yet, has some odd thing called common sense... Or the ultimate hiss/boo factor of this age range, MORALS!

OMFGWTFOMGWTFBBQ! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE HERE! NO! MORALS! AAAH!

-Phrase often said when 'the last one' tells exactly why he's managed to stay clean while everyone else is happily abusing themselves till they get Erectile Dysfunction at 17-

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good one

A nicer way of saying, that last thing you said wasn't funny at all, so just shut the fuck up.

Teacher: "Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. ( Laughs at own joke.)

Student:"Good one" ( Shut the fuck up )

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tie one on

Indulge in consumption of alcoholic beverages; probably until physical impairment sets in.

I got sacked today - fuck it, I'm gonna tie one on

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Xbox one

the best game system ever. buy it, you can play xbox 360 games on it and that is cool it is the best game system ive had, ive had a wii, xbox 360 and a ps4, and the two xboxs where the best.

dave, phil, im getting a xbox one
phil, thats a good choice, we can play fortnite and battlefield 1 together
phil, dave you will love your xbox one

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hole in one

A girl (usually a slut) who is willing to bonk a guy after he buys her one drink. Girl may also be a cadbury

"That girl is such a whore.. she bonked this dude she met last night and all he had to do was buy her a drink"
"What a hole-in-one"

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