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An act typically regarded as physically impossible due to the laws of both mathematics and thermal dynamics. Comparable to the root of a negative number, or dividing by 0. Attempts at such are always futile and result in the immediate seizure of one’s existence.
Bob: I’m pretty sure my roommate tried to Out Pizza the Hut last night, although I can’t seem to remember his name.
Daniel: You had a roommate?
Bob: No
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The Day after eating Pizza Hut you get the shits all day. And the grease in your shit smells like Pizza hut.
I got the Fuckin Pizza Hut Shits .... Again. Give me a new pair of underwear!
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Friend: "Ayo the pizza here."
*runs downstairs and trips*
Me: "OH NIGGA"
*yelling in pain as I fall down the stairs*
Me: " augh my ears burn"
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Noun. Tillett Pizza Milk originally comes from Tillett Pizza, on the Livingston Campus at Rutgers University. Scientists have been at odds with each other how it came to be, but it is obvious that in even small doses, it can be deadly. It seems only mildly harmless, with a hint of Tillett Pizza smell (...I know, who would even want to drink that? ....), but it is definitely deadly. The only animals that can really survive it are probobly Cats, an event which was only witnessed once. A cat was window fed the TPM and it started to go crazy and eventually witherd over and stopped moving. It was tested from above and through the window because it was obvious what problems could and surly did arise. Stay away...
ANYONE SMART: "Yo Jess? How was that Tillett Pizza Milk???"
JESS: "MMMMM...SOOOO good"
ANYONE SMART: "You don't look too good......"
use your imagination....
Brier Hill is a neighborhood in Youngstown, Ohio, that was once viewed as the city's "Little Italy" district. The neighborhood, which was the site of the city's first Italian settlement, stretches along the western edge of Youngstown's lower north side.
The neighborhood was the birthplace of "Brier Hill pizza", a homestyle treat with origins in the Basilicata region of Italy. Brier Hill pizza is prepared with a generous amount of thick "Sunday sauce", bell peppers and romano cheese, as opposed to the more typical mozzarella. It is one of several dishes the area prides itself upon, in much the same way New Yorkers value their distinctive thin-crusted New York-style pizza.
Rachel: "Hey guys, wanna go down to 'the av' (avalon gardens one of Youngstown bar's) and get some briar hill (briar hill pizza, of course)??"
Nick: "Hell yeah!"
In any setting where two or more pizzas are ordered and one of them is vegetarian, it is an irrefutable observation that the leftover pizza is always vegetarian.
Associated Findings:
- People always over-estimate how many vegetarians are in a setting because they are so vocal about their habit
- Vegetarians don't eat much
- Vegetarians will eat the cheese pizza because it is meat free
I was starving this morning and dying for leftover pizza from the party. Sucked because all that remained was the terrible vegetable pizza. Strong's Law of Pizza
PS - Dear editor, try this out. Buy pizza for your staff. Make one in three vegetarian and if I am wrong about what is left over send me a note and I will pay the pizza bill. Guaranteed!