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A triple Big Mac where the meat is cooked with crack cocaine so you can get high and fat at the same time.
"Can I have the Rob Ford Special?"
"Sure, can you please step to the side while you wait for your order. NEXT?"
"Would you like onions with your Rob Ford Special?"
"No thank you. But I would like a glass of gin and tonic. I'm thinking of walking down the streets of Toronto tonight."
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1.When a girl surprises a guy by saying she is pregnant with his child, and using a blue preggo-test stick as evidence.
In "Knocked Up" she pulled a Blue Stick Special on his ass.
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To pinch a loaf on the toilet seat and leave it there for others to admire.
Dude, someone left a huge Ray Chow Special on the toilet seat!
this means your an asian barbie. necessarly for people who are preps. but for asian girls that can't catch footballs at pe. since there is no asian barbie... your a special edition one.
dude. you asian your such a special edition!
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Midnight showing on the day of release of a highly-anticipated film, typically of the science-fiction/fantasy genre.
"I'd like one adult ticket to the Early Nerd Special of 'Star Wars Episode 3'."
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The act of sprinklng your dandruff onto a girls face, then Spaffing on to the dandruff flakes, producing a warm porridge like substance.
Did you make Emma breakfast this morning?
Yes, I gave her a huge serve of hot special flakes in bed.
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A trashy, slutty woman who hangs out at country bars and has no qualms about random hookups, even with married men. Can be relied upon any night for an easy chuck with no strings attached.
Brad: "Sup dude. You look haggard today."
Sam: "Yeah man, I just came back from Amber's place. Linda broke up with me yesterday and I went to the bar and had a few shots, and you know how that ends up. Spoiler alert: I banged her."
Brad: "A little honky tonk special action, huh? Talk about haggard! She's more haggard than Merle. And she's been around the block more times than the mailman. You might want to go to the doctor and get checked out."
Sam: "You can say that again. It itches."
"Sure enough about closing time, I'm about stoned out of my mind, and I end up with some honky-tonk special I found
Just as sure as the morning sun come, thinking of my sweet girl at home, and I need to get whiskey bent and hell bound."
-Hank Williams, Jr., "Whiskey Bent and Hellbound"
"Honky tonk special, you're not my daddy's wife."
-Marty Brown, "Honky Tonk Special"
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