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Whilst you're in a deep sleep/sub concious state, its as if a ninja has sneaked up on you, shoved you and vanished into thin air causing your arms and/or legs to spasm and jump randomly - sometimes so violent that it causes you to wake up.
Just got back from my night-shift at work, got into bed where my girlfriend was sound asleep, she ninja jumped and kicked me in the fucking gooch!
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its when your embarressed about being on wellfare,and your about to pull out your bridge card. Instead of calling it that you say ninja attack!
Hey your total is 5.50
hang on let me pull out my ninja attack!
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This is what the teachers at my school were.
Real Life Story
(Me climbing onto the roof and walking around)
Teacher: Excuse me!
Me: Huh?
Teacher: Get down from there this instant!
Everyone Watching: What an anti-ninja.
( Next week I'm in detention)
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A guy who seems nice, but then turns out to be a dick in the end.
Girl 1: Hey what happened? I thought you were in a relationship.
Girl 2: Yea we broke up because he ended up being a Ninja Dick.
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The act of gathering up some friends of yours to hide in a closet in ninja costumes and then while in the same room fuck your girlfriend/boyfriend that you found cheating on you. Make sure its a painfull experience for the other person of course and while in the sex make a key word for the friends to come out of the closet and beat the shit out of the girl or boy. Then have them run off.
Shirly why are you all beaten up?!
I was had by the closet ninjas.
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A way to refer to a black person as a n*gger without them knowing of being offensive.
"Way to go ninja lips on that smoke!"
"My ninja room mate left pubes all over the toilet seat."
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A fabled creature of untold ruthlessness, known only to the equally ruthless people of BeachUth
BeachUth was gonna get a ninja goat, but not...
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