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When a person failure is so far beyond the limitations of the word fail.
Person A: I just met a guy at a bar who told me he loved me, I was so happy that I slept with him.
Person B: Really? You have Failed^2 in life.
very cool itch.io gqme that i recommend playing (pc only)
Person 1: Ever heard of undertale 2? The itch.io game?
Person 2: i swear to fucking god bro our dialogues are getting weirder and weirder. Firstly you asked me about some shit named "Doki Buys Weed 4K", then the goofy ass ௹ symbol, AND NOW YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT SOME SHITTY ASS ITCH.IO GAME????
Person 1: But its go-
Person 2: SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I FUCKING CHOKE YOU
Person 1: :(
This day is the best day in the world. It is when Paul-Gabriel was born. This master of prophecies will tell your future if you go to him on this day and ask him: "Is it your birthday?".
Class: Happy birthday Paul-Gabriel !
PG: Oh yeah, March 2!
National hang out with your bestfriend day
When you and bestfriend hang out even if it’s in school or out
It’s March 2 time to hang out with your best friend
Yumi is a bestfriend and a loving bestfriend he got cool friends and he is vegetarian and only eats cheese pizza.
yo wanna be friends?
StopYUMI: yea sure bud
*few days later*
You: OH ISTG HE IS THE BEST PERSON IVE EVER MET!😭
Tags : stopYUMI 2
national block kosta uzelac on snapchat day! block kosta for a full 24 hours! you can do it solders.
"Omg! It's national block Kosta day!" "It's december 2!"
December 2 is where everybody skips school on this day every year.
Friend,” hey bro why you up so early”
Other friend,” what do you mean?”
Friend,” it’s (December 2)