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when you stick ciggerettes up someones butt
were smoking the turkey
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A non-sexual method to get pregnant. You first jizz in a turkey baster, then find a REALLY ugly ass girl who wants a kid but is too ugly to just even kiss, then you shove the turkey baster into the girls vagina and squeeze.
Guy #1; Yo that girl mad ugly, but I need a son but I dont wanna fuck dat.
Guy #2: When in doubt, The Turkey Baster Method my friend, jizz in dat baster, den shove dat shit in dat pusy niga!
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The act of shitting carefully behind your prone partner, inserting three fingers into her vagina, one in her ass, and voraciously pumping your digits in and out, maintaining a perfect L-bend at the elbow, and using only your rotator cuff as a power pivot.
My friends enjoy doing the christmas turkey carver every thanksgiving.
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adj. Slang
Painfully overfull from eating open-faced "Turkey Face" sandwiches the day after Thanksgiving Day, made with a slice of bread covered with leftovers including mashed potatoes, turkey, stuffing and gravy.
He's not drunk, he's turkey faced!
If I have one more bite of the Thanksgiving leftovers, I will be turkey faced.
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A person or persons who make a living stealing turkeys and selling them on the black market.
That guy looks a bit shady, don't you think? Yeah, biggest turkey feind.
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When your friend is getting roasted so hard that they start to resemble a turkey in distress.
Johnny: ey mang, you seen the look on Bob's face when he was getting yelled at by his dad for stealing the car and banging 5 hookers inside, over the weekend?
Tom: ya mang, he got straight roast turkeyed!!!
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