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The worlds finest Navy, comprised of ships to transport Marines to the middle of nowhere to kill men women and children who are widely untrained, planes to bomb shit so the marines can walk into the smoldering crater and act like they actually did something useful like they used to a hundred years ago, and land based forces to keep retard marines from getting blown up by IEDs or dying from extreme mental retardation while they act like they've ever done something.
A branch of the military that goes out to sea in large vessels where they could all die together without having the chance to scatter like hollywood marines.
"I hate the Marine Corps. I never do anything but get fucked over. I should have joined the real UNITED STATES NAVY instead of trying to imitate the Army"
"The Marine Corps is the retarded afterbirth of the UNITED STATES NAVY"
"The UNITED STATES NAVY does awesome shit that is actually useful."
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When a guy meets a girl in the lavoratory for a blowjob and just when he's about to cum, he pinches her nose, relieving the altitude pressure in her ears.
When Jim and Heather flew to Australia, he gave her an Angry Fly United in the bathroom!
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The best damned country in the world. if you disagree then your either badly educated or just dumb. If you lived in some other country and said something bad about it you probably would be shot. At least here you can say what you want. Here you can dress however you want and worship any religion you want.Here you can laugh at what you want to laugh at and say what you want to say. This is THE country where you can make something of yourself and be free. Sure i admit the country has some problems and has made mistakes in the past but which country hasnt? If your an American than you should be proud of where you live if, you dont, use your freedom to leave and GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!! Terrorists misunder stand America and judge it by the actions of some people. hey who Brought food to somolia, who saved countless lives when the tidal wave hit resently, who beat the taliban out of Afghanistan, who beat the shit out of the Nazis over in Germany, who freed the slaves in the south and who is leading the fight against AIDS and other deseases, hard working AMERICANS dedicated to saving lives thats who! GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALL ITS ALLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!
Terrorists fight us because they think where polluting the world with corruption and from there piont of view it looks true but in the long run america is saving the world from alot of harship and they should respect all that America has done for them like supply them to beat out the soviets in Afghanistan. The best way to combat this is education and they should learn more about us before they try to kill us, if they dont believe me and want a fight then they sure as hell are going to get one and we wont lose.
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"Damned if we do, damned if we don't."
The United States of America is always the Evil Empire, never the liberator.
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The most wicked, awful, and horrible country in the history of the world. America claims to be the land of freedom and democracy, despite it being a warmongering oligarchy whos propaganda brainwashed millions. It is an imperialist nation that has been fucking over the middle east for decades, and it's own natives and minority populations for decades (via genocide, unjust laws, etc). It also had a hate boner for communism
Thomas Jefferson, one of the men who helped create the united states of America, said in a speech all men are created equal. While at the same time he owned slaves
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1. greedy agenda-pushing bastard who tramples civil liberties and makes people live according to his standards
2. whore of his chosen political party to fulfill their agendas and make life miserable for everyone who is not in that political party (as well as some who are).
Name any United States President and I will tell you why he is or was a bastard.
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After the decline of the KKK and a several million dollar lawsuit against the group, the former members got together and formed the UKA, or United Klans of America. The organization is about 5000 strong currently and does not hold a huge force in current affairs. The organization is scattered and hopefully will grow back to a larger, more powerful group to oppose the Black Panthers and NAACP in a non-violent way. The group is not so much a racist society, but it is more interested in the well-being and betterment of white people everywhere.
1. Damn those Klansmen and the United Klans of America, they sure hate niggers.
2. Jasper: "Look here nigger. If anyone's gonna be havin' sex with my sister it's gonna be me!"
3. Pite Wower!
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