Oriental Wank

This is the act of dressing ones self in a traditional chinese kimono, and self pleasuring using oriental sweet and sour noodles, while lying down on a rubber mat. At the same time, a small chinese woman sits in the corner trimming a bonsi tree.

"Yo paddy, how was the oriental wank?" "Tom it was very sensual. I even managed to get miss wong from the chinese to trim my bonsi after delivering my noodles"

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Wanking in the Bank

the use of credit to pretend you are more well-off than you really are.

In reference to your friend who has just bought an iphone depsite being heavily in debt, you would say he/she's 'wanking in the bank'.

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Wank cone

A random item or object that can be ejaculated into and can hold the sperm.

"Ah look , a can of coke ! That would make a great wank cone for today"

"Oh ! A ice lolly wrapper, what a great wank cone that will make"

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Jabba Wank

Wanking whilst playing with your ringer

Last night i had a jabba wank, i fingered my shitter whilst wanking

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Wank stew

When you're so high and you green out while ejaculating and your cum looks and tastes like stew

Caolan got so zoinked that he had a wank stew

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greek wank

Same as the spanish wank, except you make your cock slide between the ass-cheeks. Masturbation like, no penetration.

Last night I did a greek wank on that cute ass.

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Arm Wank

The process of holding on to someones arm and whilst walking an up and down movement is made

You do realise you are giving me an arm wank?

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