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A fat tub-o-lard that loves getting in the way of others. The world would be way better without these disgraces.
My friend Corbyn is basically a beached whale
Hey you know that beached whale "ya ally silva" hahahahH
A shit so big and heavy that it gets stuck on the bowl, with no chance of flushing without intervening with your bare hands.
I am having a hard time washing the shit under my fingernails after scraping the beached whale out.
A woman who is insulted by being called fat yet goes out and lays on the beach with just a bikini on
Look,A beached whale with a Happy meal.
A whale that had died and then turned into ghost which is now a Ghost Whale.
*whale documentary is playing. Then shows whales bones*
Girl: if the whales bones haven't been burned then doesn't that mean that they turned into ghost whales?
Other Girl: Wtf are Ghost whales?
Girl: whales that are ghost.. duh
Other girl: Gurl, stop it.
When a guy comes in the back if your throat and it shoots out your nose.
"Damn, I just milk whaled her."
"Let's milk whale."
"Hold on, I'm milk whaling them."
My beautiful, amazing, perfect, wonderful best friend Chantal 🥰