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n.
1. Someone who uses unethical tactics to get noticed, in order to manipulate the weak-minded for donations.
John: Charlie veitched YouTube again, he blocked everyone with a brain and deleted their comments!
Tim: Let's thumbs down his videos to warn his retarded fanboys.
verb
1. to cause serious injury to another by repeatedly kicking them in the spine. Refers especially but not exclusively to the beating of ex-girlfriends.
1. "Dude, you didn't just lash out - you fucking veitched her!"
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veitch (verb, noun) veitched,veitch-ing
-verb (used with object)
1. To beat someone until they are hospitalized.
..........eg. If you don't shut up I'm going to veitch the crap out of you
2. To assault someone until they require use of a wheelchair.
..........eg. Stop laughing at my turrets syndrome or i'll veitch you
-noun
3. a beating or assault.
..........eg. You should have seen the veitch I layed down on your mum
4. someones faecal matter.
..........eg. You should have seen the veitch I layed down on your mum
5. a numerical unit, equal to either 100,000, 130,000, or 150,000 depending on the news report.
..........eg. I'd pay a dozen veitch to sleep with your mum
See above for examples of veitch; below for localised explanation
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Veitch {Veh-e-tch}
Adjective
To get intoxicated by drinking as little as possible. Usually followed by crashing on a couch an hour later, and puking all over yourself and everywhere around you, while screaming and asking yourself ''WHY ME!?''.
The following day, it is normal for anyone who has suffered from Veitching to rookie out and tell their parents everything that has happened.
Guy1: Dude! We where at a party last weekend and Jon got completely Veitched!
Guy2: I could see that coming, how much did he have?
Guy1: He had around 200ml of a cruiser and a beer. You should have smelt the couch man.
Guy2: Hahaha, good ol' Jono, I bet his parents caught him.
Guy1: You hit the nail on the head, mate.
To "lash out" at someone and blame stress
Dude, I have been working 7 days a week, then my Mrs has the nerve not to cook me some eggs! So I Veitched her in the back... damn you stress! damn you straight to hell!
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The act of beating someone until they are hospitalized and require treatment for a broken back.
Paul is such a dick.... he is in for some serious Veitching tonight.
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To assault a person, in a manner similar to Tony Veitch assaulting his ex girlfriend.
Tony Veitch is a New Zealand television presenter and radio personality who assaulted his ex girlfriend and payed her $100,000 to keep her quiet.
I'm going to give you a good veitching.
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