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The Gay Touch is similar to The Cheese Touch but instead of touching someone to get rid of it you must kiss someone to get rid of it.
Boy 1: Gay Touch
Boy 2: whats that
Boy 1: I'll explain
Boy 1:*kiss*
Boy 2: oh, I understand now
Its similar to the cheese but instead of touching someone to get rid of it, you must kiss someone in order to give it to them.
Person 1: Gay Touch!
Person 2: huh
Person 1:its like cheese touch but instead you kiss someone.
Person 2:oh
Person 2: *kiss* GAY TOUCH!
-General whorish behaviour
This behaviour leaves the same, difficult to remove stains that coming into contact with mustard can have.
Not to be confused with cut the cheese, which is much more innocent.
1. Concerned friend: "I really wish that you wouldn't touch the mustard so often"
Whore: "It pays the bills"
2. Guy: "Damn, I can't get these mustard stains out"
To touch ones sphincter and tickle it
“NO DONT SPHINCTER TOUCH ME IT TICKLES”
Similar to the cheese touch, the Aalap touch is a curse that affects teams that an “Aalap” may support. This in theory destroys all possibilities of said team to win.
Ugh bro, my team just got the Aalap touch.
Today you have to tell me how beautiful I am and not start a conversation because I'm so sad, bitch
National Day of not touching me the cojones is 29 of april
"I love touching the winky. It's very fun and educational"