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Pure wet willy

When someone is asleep, you wake that person up by licking the person directly in his/her's ear

One student gave a pure wet willy to a student in class sleeping in first period, the whole class was feeling hilarious

by D money509 April 22, 2015


Wanking my Willy

a male masturbating

"I'm wanking my willy to your moms big tits"

by cumshotter June 28, 2022


Christopher Q. Willis

Made America playa again.”

America was full of peons before the Christopher Q. Willis movement.

by obri May 30, 2023


A big long willy

It’s very scrumptious, long and juicy.

Willy lover: Have you heard of a big long willy?
Boob lover: yeah it’s a good!

by Willybeard.65 December 7, 2020


Jiggy Willy slap

When someone is agitated and or angered thus resorting to physical violence, by slapping the opponent in the face.

Will and Jonathon lost their s#*t and the Jiggy Willy slap was the end result!

by cray-kray-crazy March 29, 2023


hot willy dog

To cover one of your fingers in saliva (extracellular fluid produced and secreted by salivary glands in the mouth.) out in a hot, humid area and shove it up their anal passageway into the rectum and out while saying "Hot will dog!".

In Florida, a local boy gives a hot willy dog to his friend

by masterwordfulinfluncinghomosap July 4, 2023


Medical Wet Willie

Copious spitting or applying another slimy substance on the earpieces of a stethoscope before a doctor puts it on.

That douche bag surgeon screamed at me in front everyone, so I gave him a medical wet willie.

by MelvinH October 1, 2017