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Ghost Barber

A barber that screws up your hairline terribly, that you deny anyone cut your hair.

Person 1: Brooo, look at your hairline
Person 2: Yo, stfu
Person 1: Who's your ghost barber lmao
Person 2: I don't got one, I swear

by Esskeetit4life March 20, 2019


ghost woodie

When your dick gets hard for seemingly no reason at all. Generally occurs when being called on by the teacher, or before public presentations.

So the teacher asks me to come up to the blackboard to write the answer on the board like a second after getting a ghost woodie. The whole class was laughing at my huge dong for weeks.

by Sh3p007 October 5, 2015


ghost-duster

a person whose crop-dusting lingers so long that victims of the crop-dusting cannot identify who the duster was.

After realizing that no one knew who had last walked through the hallway, Fred noted that the odd smell was yet more evidence of being hit, once again, by a ghost-duster.

by Marylynn Cain December 17, 2008


paint ghosts

To ejaculate, usually on a body part belonging to a member of the opposite sex.

'See that chick? I'd paint ghosts on her back!'
'... and then I painted ghosts on her face.'

by Little Tommy Tucker May 25, 2008


Yeast ghost

A beer-fart.

Man, I drank a lot of homebrew last night, now I'm haunted by some serious yeast ghosts.

by TreadingH20 January 16, 2014


Toilet ghost

Hanako

Hanako kun is a toilet ghost who lives on the third floor girls bathroom in the third stall

by March 19, 2022


GHOST / LEN

GHOST/LEN MY FAV BENNETT MAIN!!! we’ve known each other for a year and almost 3 months, a lot of people say online friendships don’t last but ours did, fortunately! they’re one of my best friends and always understanding and kind. they were always there for me, and always listen to me vent or rant if i ever needed to. they’re one of the coolest people i’ve ever met and i hope our friendship lasts forever. we’ve had some problems but we still are friends even after everything and i never wanna loose them as a friend. it sucks to be you if you don’t wanna be his friend or thinks he’s weird bec you’re missing out on being friends with someone that’s SAUR. cool! we went through our embarrassing dsmp phase together and as embarrassing as it is i’m glad we had that phase together, summer 2021 when we were the happiest 🙁.

GHOST / LEN?? i always enjoy talking to them, i’m happy we decided to watch a dsmp stream together even though we just met in a discord server. one of my best best best besttttttt friends and i hope we get to meet each other in the future!! IF YOURE READING THIS LEN ILYSM /P!!! i hope EVERYTHING. in her life is amazing and goes well. even if we aren’t on talking terms sometimes or get into a stupid fight or serious fight, i’ll always consider them one of the people i trust the most in this world. thank you for always being there for me and listening to me talking about stupid stuff or playing bedwars with me everyday when i ask and putting up with my annoyingness 🙁❤️ sorry for all the stupid fights we had and if i said or did anything mean to you i don’t mean it i’m just stupid 🤬 you’re my best friend i can talk to about anything. thank you for everything LOVE YOUU /P <33333333333333

by beasoup April 9, 2022