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the worst OS that drops support for many computers, specifically users without TPM 2.0 or a supported CPU.
Friend: Did you hear that Windows 11 was just released?
Me: Yes, but my PC can't run it
Friend: Lmao better spend $700 on a new PC then for the best Windows 11 experience
Me: bruh look at the layout of Windows 11
The most awful thing in existence.
A: Sup dude
B: Sup
A: What operating system you got?
B: Windows 11.
A: What?
B: Windows 11.
A: OMG WHY DO YOU HAVE WINDOWS 11 YOU SHOULD GET 10 IT'S BETTER
A version of the operating system lineup made by Microsoft. It was built with confusion and inconsistency in mind. One more reason for people to stick to the now-unsupported Windows 7.
P1: Bro did you try Windows 11?
P2: Can it run on my Skylake?
1. A malware combination of Spyware and Adware released by Microsoft for "security." To secure your data to data brokers and ads in your start menu, to secure money into Microshit's pocket. An OS used by NPCs who don't know any better and also trust things like Norton and McAfee. See also NPC and Shitware/Shovelware
2. A downgrade for your computer's OS, no matter what you're running. Has retarded hardware requirements because Intel had a deal with Microshit since they were tired of used Haswell CPU machines dominating their oligarchy, and slightly hurting their bottom line.
3. A failed abortion digitalized and used to rape our personal computers.
4. A gateway for Microsoft to do planned obsolescence, clearly taking a note from Apple.
5. Enshittified code that is thrown together by "gay retards" who want to chokehold the tech industry. See also: Google (but post-2020)
6. Shitware that no longer lets you own your computer, or do what you want with it. A digital scourge not describable using any modern language.
7. An excuse to switch to a Linux OS and mail a package of dogshit to Microsoft, who currently has a rapist mentality of forcing their shitty cock into your mouth
8. A disgrace to everything Bill Gates worked for before he left OS development and fantasized about shooting anti-sun dust into the atmosphere.
1.) Person 1 "Hey dude, you upgraded to Windows 11 yet?"
Person 2 "No because I'm not fucking retarded."
2) "Fuck I just lost all my shit because dipfuck Microsoft raped my computer by installing Windows 11 without my consent."
3) Person 1 "I keep getting advertisements about gay, non-binary women on Windows 11. How can you be non-binary and a woman?"
NPC "I think it's nice they're being inclusive while spying on me and spoon-feeding ads to my incapable gaping asshole."
Windows XP: Good
Windows Vista: Bad
Windows 7: Good
Windows 8: Bad
Windows 10: Good
Windows 11: Can’t judge it because Microsoft are too strict with their system requirements
Gary: Hey bro! You got windows 11 yet?
Levi: No because I have a Microwave of a computer and it doesn’t meet the minimum requirements.
When your gay lover asks you to install windows 10 while eating a mixture of semen and PC parts, while at the same time having rough anal sex. This may be arousing to people who are stuck with garbage versions of mac, Linux, or your dad's old computer from the 1980s.
"Hey, wanna hop on windows 10?"
"Yeah bro, I'm down."