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Someone who acts like a douche and dresses like a tool.
Girl 1: Wow that guy dresses like he thinks he is super cool and he is so mean to everyone!
Girl 2: Yeah he is totally a douche-tool!
An object that has more knowledge of the inner workings of a woman than Forest Immel.
"Hey, did you hear about Brad and Jane's breakup?"
"No, what happened?"
"She said that an unused douche would know more about pleasing her."
any person who typically writes overly complicated rhythms and parts that sound generally unappealing, with varying levels of success.
Mason Bates is a musical douche.
Powerful hydrojet force applied to the rectum and/or vagina causing massive internal trauma, organ dissection and generalized, over-inflative destriction.
It was awful; we was gettin' ready to race and just as he hit the jet ski throttle she done flipped off the back. The water jet went thru her legs and just 'bout split her in half; guts a blasted everywhare 'n her head damn near pop'd off.
Damn; death by douche.
An action that results in becoming a douchebag.
Ted locks the car door before Ben can get in.
Bed: Dude, that was a total douche maneuver.
For every retail outlet and fast food joint, theres an hour of trade where all the douche bags walk through the door.
Usually late at night, Muzza's and guido's alike usually make there way into supermarkets as a last ditch effort to buy smokes and withdraw excessive amounts of money, displaying an inflated feeling of self worth, rudeness and arrogance.
Check out chick # 1 : " Oh, no.. it's 10pm. "
Check out chick # 2 : " Bro?? "
Douche Bag : " Bro, bro.. (excessive tapping on counter.) I want smokes, bro. "
Check out chick # 1 : " on the card, any cash out? "
Douche Bag : " (grunting) no. "
Check out chick # 1 : ok, thats $10... "
Douche Bag : " $400 out........... Fuck. Don't. Listen.
Check out chick # 1 : " 10:15, yep douche o'clock "
Being a douche bag automatically or without trying.
Having no control of being a douche bag it just comes automatically or naturally.
You're a douche-a-matic!