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TO BE AS SEXY AS A STRRIPER IN YOUR SCHOOL WHEN ALL DA CHICKS WANT YOU ALL THE BOYS ARE JELAOUS AND ALL THE GIRLS WANT YOU
GIRL:1 DID YOU SEE EVAN TODAY
GIRL:2 YEAH HE WAS SO HOT
GIRL:3 HE WAS SUCH A SEXY EVAN
GIRL:1 AND 2 I AGREE
He's a hot guy usually blond. He's a serious athlete and a pretty decent student. He has a really big dick and has nice abs. He dreams about having kids with his gf or crush all the time. He's totally adorable!!!
He's such a drew evans!!!!
The douchest man alive.
Wears douchy glasses.
Wears collared shirt and khakis.
Evan Turpin your're such a douche bag!
A formal ruling that anyone who yaps more than ninja talks about his low taper fade in Evan’s vicinity must pay a tax.
“You must now pay the Evan-tax for yapping more than ninja talks about his low taper fade. You are a generational yapper.”
Rosa Evans is the most amazing person in your life. She is smart and focused. She is really funny and has a good sense of humour. She's the best girl to be in a relationship with. She's so caring and loves everyone so much. And everyone wants to be friends with her
Person no1 : "is that the new girl, she's so peng!!!"
Person no2: " yes she's rosa Evans, I wish I was friends with her!!!"
When you cause a guy tu kill himself so you can sleep with his sister and become part of his family, all while pretending you were his best friend.
I don't like Isaac but his sister is hot. Maybe I could pull off a Dirty Evan Hansen.
A tall guy with a hot deep voice.
Friend: do you know Evan Gramcracker?
Isabella: yes! He is so hot!
Friend: (silence)