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family-friendly fun

Deceptively-wholesome/harmless code-term for sexual intercourse without a condom --- i.e., a hugely-enjoyable "game" (baseball, don't ya know... yeah, "fourth base"!) dat is "sociably open" to STARTING or ADDING TO a FAMILY!!

Parents beware --- anytime a starry-eyed teenage stud claims dat he just wants to engage in "family-friendly fun" wif your "little pumpkin", think twice about giving da a-okay... said request/assertion may not be nearly so innocent as it seems! :P

by QuacksO January 16, 2023


Family Discord ~ the Rift that Keeps on Living

A play on an old quote, "The Gift that Keeps on Giving"

All the family hurts and disagreements never stopped and never healed. The people involved were terminal but "Family Discord ~ the Rift that Keeps on Living" outlived them all.

by May 1, 2022


mental health family

A mental health family is people or a person that gives the support you need for your mental health. They support you, listen to you without interrupting or shutting you down, don’t invalidate your problems, and don’t yell at you when your not able to function some days. So yeah and overall they comfort you when things get really really bad. And when everyone else left, they are right there. They will always be there for you no matter what happens.

My mental health family is Jesus, Haikyuu, and BTS.

by iwachan.vs April 23, 2021


The black family

A wonderful story by hyunjinnn on wattpad

Hey did you hear about this new book called ‘The Black Family?’

Yea! It by hyunjinnn on wattpad right?

by hynjinnnn November 2, 2023


i did not run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake

i didnt do it

Dave: Did you run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake?

BOB:I did not run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake

by chimp that can talk December 18, 2024


Scrambled family

The more realistic version of "Blended family" - not all smooth and homogeneous, but instead kind of lumpy.

We're not the Brady Bunch - we're more of a Scrambled family!

by tbergman July 13, 2011


10 family feasts

The average KFC order for one Samoan person

(Car) Hey can I have a 2pc 1/4 pack.
(KFC worker) I am sorry, we're out of chicken, car in front had 10 family feasts
(Car) Ah ok

by Kunt Fucked Chicken June 30, 2023