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When you're not getting laid because your kids are around.
Henry: Me and the wife thought Ashley was sleep for the night but just as I was about to get some for the first time in weeks...she walks in, wanting some water.
Henry's friend: Tough luck on getting kid-blocked!
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being blocked by wikipedia for "vandalizing" a page.
some of the members of the patd el-jay comm have been wiki-blocked for their multiple edits to panic!-related and non-panic!-related pages.
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Similar to "Writer's Block", "Maker's Block" robs those who are usually creatively gifted (see "maker") of their motivation and purpose, leaving them itching (see "maker's itch") to make something but repeatedly failing to find inspiration.
L: What have you been doing in here all this time?
A: Nothing.
L: So you're just sitting there, staring at this mountain of parts?
A: Yep. Maker's Block.
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This is a gay 3-way when 2 guys double team another guy . One guy selfishly cums inside his anus, thus blocking the other guy from using it.
Mark was so pissed at Sam for Blocking the Hastings.
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a cock block by proxy.
to cock block on behalf of a friend to maintain his anonymity.
"dude, some guy is hitting on that girl i like! i need you to prock block for me."
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The act of placing a napkin under the lid of a salt shaker, screwing the cap on, and tearing the edges off so it looks like a regular saltshaker, and watching people try to get salt with no success..
similar to cock-blocking but with salt, not cock.
Guy 1- Dude don't get salt out of the saltshaker on the left side of the aisle.
Guy 2- Why?
Guy 1- We are salt-blocking the entire lunch line.
Guy 2- Damn thats awesome, lets watch.
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