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When you're not getting laid because your kids are around.
Henry: Me and the wife thought Ashley was sleep for the night but just as I was about to get some for the first time in weeks...she walks in, wanting some water.
Henry's friend: Tough luck on getting kid-blocked!
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The one house on the block that doesn't decorate for Christmas.
"What's up with THAT house? It's the only one with no lights."
"Oh, they're the Jew Kids on the Block."
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I cant believe us slackers didnt define this better sooner!
A group of 5 pop singing hotties from Boston who caused mania in pre-teen and teen girls worldwide. They gained popularity in 1988 producing multiple awards, #1's and top 10 hits until disbanding in 1994. After the band split, blockheads (NKOTB fans) were left with empty hearts, and buttons, dolls, shirts, and albums were placed away into their personal time capsule.
Time caplules were opened up in 2008 A reunion tour and album was made. Expected by some, very unexpected by others the NKOTB have been causing mania once again, in their female fans. Fans NKOTB shirts dont fit anymore (Though some try) but years of memories, photos, buttons, cassetes, videos, and emotions have been brought back out.
The band membersare all still delicious looking. They are Jordan Knight, Jon Knight, Joey McIntyre, Danny Wood, and Donnie Wahlberg.
They have done an amazing job at welcoming the fans back into their lives, and have made alot of effort to meet their fans, something that was just a dream the first go around.
A belated urban welcome back boys!
Lyrics-New Kids on the Block-1986
"Cause once we start to jam, you'll be in a state of shock
Clear the way party people, we're the new kids on the block"
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New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits.
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Me
I’m the coolest kid on the block
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Cute, nice, and kinda cool. JUST KIDDING. haha well for starters there creepers and they smell horrible.
Hey kids down the block, take a shower!
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the o.g. of bubble gum boy bands
get that new shit off the block
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